106 Twinfused ft. Jake Hurwitz (Live at JFL)

Twinnovation

Headgum

Comedy, Schemes, Money, Apps, Investing, Jeff Rosenberg, Twins, Inventions, Headgum, Scams, Business, Dave Rosenberg, Twinnovation

4.9 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2017

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Jake Hurwitz steps in for the Mama Bear in Montreal at the Just for Laughs Festival. Dave pitches a cock purse. Jeff pitches reattachment therapy. Jake pitches a perma butt-wiping solution. We finish with a thumb wrestling match. No one ever says who won, but you can rest assured it was the Rooskie. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:06.0	This ain't that long curve, vision and ambassador.
0:09.0	This is time to get that cake, quaker this accident.
0:11.8	If you're about that, that's money sensation.
0:14.1	It's time to open up your ears to do innovation.
0:38.5	Okay. What up? What up? What up? It's your boy. The Podfather. Standing in for Mama Bear, Mike Carnell. We call you the Podfather. You don't refer to yourself as the Podfather. You know what? Mike wouldn't have that either. This is my show. These are my rules.
0:40.0	Here we go.
0:46.4	You guys, welcome to Twin Ovation, the podcast for all your schemes, dreams, misdemeans, cons, grifts, hustles.
0:49.3	Any way you're getting that money, we're here to talk about it.
0:50.7	To my right.
0:53.2	Sits my good friend.
0:58.0	I forgot his fucking name.
1:00.7	You guys, this guy is the guru.
1:02.3	He doesn't just think outside the box,
1:04.6	quite frankly, he is the box.
1:08.3	Please welcome Dave Rosenberg.
1:13.0	Howdy, folks. How are you doing out there?
1:14.2	Very nice.
1:16.8	To my left, the more enigmatic and feminine featured
1:19.4	Rosenberg.
1:21.4	But by God, if I never met a girl
1:23.2	that he couldn't convince to blow him
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