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The Cryptid Factor

#106 The P.S.A Issue

The Cryptid Factor

The Cryptid Factor

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9666 Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

Please take note of the following warnings before proceeding into this issue.

TRIPPING HAZARD! Legendary 'Kappa' Hunter's flustered, loosey-goosey balls are rolling around freely in the streets of Japan.

BEWARE of Schreiber's Animal Husbandry! In light of animals now being able to talk to humans, please refrain from placing any hands on Dan's new LITERAL chick.

And REMINDER to check your call sheet number on today's episode of The Darby Truman Show (proudly brought to you by Name Brand cereal).

Also, in this disturbed issue, we have: murderous colleagues stranded in Antarctica, very quiet sounds in a Sasquatch hotspot (audiobook available now... please!), freshly generated footage of the morally questionable Mexican 'Chaneques' goblins, and a new three-day Bigfoot festival in Oregon—which hasn't even happened yet!






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0:00.0

The Crypted Factor!

0:21.6

With Reistarby, Dan Schreiber, and Buttons.

0:26.6

Oh! As the world starts to fall and everything goes south, it's the wonders of truth we seek from any mouth.

0:57.8

Imagine the surprise to hear the haunting call. Oh! The three jesters of geekdom are back on the crypted ball. It is you who will lead

1:08.8

the way, said the wicked witch of the west say your famous phrase your stories are the best

1:16.4

we are back what happened there buttons what you made i do you mean? I was good.

1:28.4

I didn't wear you back.

1:30.4

I heard you're trying to say someone else and then back it out.

1:33.0

But then that was it.

1:34.8

Oh, yes.

1:36.4

I was going to be clever.

1:39.0

And then I decided not to be clever.

1:40.9

It's something I do every now and then is I just make a last minute decision to not be clever.

1:47.0

Oh, thank you.

1:48.0

I catch myself out sometimes.

1:49.7

Because you thought, oh, hang on, I'm going to out clever them here.

1:52.4

I better pull back a little bit.

1:54.2

Yeah.

1:54.9

You guys know me too well.

1:57.1

You're like in football, like the penalty kick, you just at the last second decide to do something weird and it just goes into the crowd.

2:05.5

And it works, right? And it works.

2:08.1

You know, but sometimes it makes for way better entertainment.

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