106. The Lawnmower Sittin' Right Next To The Tree

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2019

⏱️ 60 minutes

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On today's show, Chris talks about DMX and Scatman John. Also discussed: a followup on DirecTV, the Super Bowl, wardrobe, and Zack and Mike stories. Plus, we do Missed Connections. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Merchandise: https://store.chrisdelia.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/chrisdelia Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial/ YouTube Subscribe: http://bit.ly/2rA0sI0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.9	Must remember to not forget. Remind me to bring photo ID. Reminder set. There, can you
0:43.6	make sure I don't forget the photo ID when I vote? Or I love.
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0:59.5	Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy.
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1:16.5	There you go. Those for all the fucking... Those conchengs are for all the fucking road
1:22.0	dates I just did. I was in... Where was I? Well, first of all, welcome episode 106 of
1:28.8	Congratulations. Thought was going to do three episodes and then quit. And here I am 103
1:34.8	episodes later. So, it's 106. You guys are a great audience and thanks for listening.
1:42.5	I just got back from the Midwest and had a good time. It was way too cold. Well, was it
1:48.6	too cold? Yeah, was it less than zero degrees? Yes. Now, should all those people relocate?
1:51.5	Yes. Are they going to... No. Do they say they're going to... Yes, are they going to... No,
1:56.3	they're not going to. But they should. It's way too cold. I was in Milwaukee, Madison
2:01.7	and Chicago. And when I was in Madison, it was negative six. When I was in Milwaukee, it
2:06.2	was 10 degrees. And then when I was in Chicago, it was like 42. Look, you know what's the
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