Can I take that head job off and take you home and put some babies in that pack of the

ass baby?

Because I'm Batman.

Hey guys, I'm Lana Turner and you're listening to the Perfect 10 podcast.

Thank you so much.

I'm so excited.

I have again back in the studio,

Miss Jill Michelle Melillon. Yay. And Mr. Jack. And Mr. Jack's sitting behind me.

Yes. How are you? I'm so good. Thank you for having me back. I love this. This is so much fun.

My voice is so low today. It sounds like I just like drank like a bottle of whiskey and smoked a pack of cigarettes. Like it is ridiculous. I mean like what is going to happen to me when like 50 years old? I'm going to be like, hey boys, come on over. Like what is this? I don't even smoke and drink. Like what the hell? I wouldn't have noted. What do you mean like low? Maybe like. Maybe I should do like love line, like love chats or something.

I don't know. I like this deep man voice all of a sudden. Like I don't know. You got a sexy voice, right? Oh, thank you so much. If it gets really deep though, you can be like, you're like, hey baby. I don't know. It's weird. I mean, look, I do so many impressions So it's fun to play with inflections

But my normal voice sometimes, I'm just like, who are you? Like, I don't even know. But you're such a girly girl. I know. I'm like, all woman. I am so all woman, but I'm a tough girl also, you know, because I'm like, yeah. You're like a badass bitch. Like athlete, you know, things like that. But yeah, I'm very, I love pink. I love sparkles. I love all that. And then I got this voice that's like, oh, you know, what is that? Oh my gosh. No, you're like totally, when I'm thinking about this in context, what we're going to talk about today. Like you are a woman,

like you're an independent woman and you're tough as nails, but you're feminine and sweet and sexy

and successful. Which is very confusing for men. Yes. Because they just like, oh, I thought you were

this and then now you're this and then it's very, very confusing. Well, being a woman is. Absolutely. Absolutely. And, you know, because I do believe, you know, when they say guys are simple, I now as I start, you know, when I'm getting older and, you know, I never got married. So it's that thing of I continue to date. And I have that philosophy like, nothing lasts forever, so why am I going to commit?

Like, I'm so bad.

It's horrible.

But I'm always a relationship girl.

But every guy, it's a very simple, they're very simple.

And if you can figure out their simplicity, then the relationship is great.

But that's where I think as women, we tend to get bored. And, you know, you either have children or you have affairs or whatever the case may be because it's just, it's too simple. It's just blowjob? Yeah. Right, right. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty much. Blow job. Oh, okay. Okay. Good relationship. Moving on.

And then she's like, I'm bored of blowing you.

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