Okay, I'm going to fuck about chick-taire, really. I'm no offense. Okay, so here, let me, can I just fucking tell you what thing? We're here with a chick-chat, the star's a chick-chat. There's also, there's also, there's also, there's like six or seven. There's like six or set. How many chick chats? How many chick chats are there?

Like 200, but we're the funniest. So you guys thought that was a good name that was already taken by six or seven? And you know it's the same dumb show. Twad talk never, never, two tired twats. I bet that's not taken. Somebody did take it. Yeah, because of my genius idea.

Yeah, they stole your idea.

Somebody did two tired twas.

Yeah, it was they famous. It was like, I think, it was like, well, who were they? Carly Simon. Yeah, it was somebody famous like, oh, I know, the girl from the pretenders. What's her name? Chrissy Hine? Yeah, her and somebody. So she's doing it.

I heard.

I don't know if they're still around.

You know.

I'm so dumb.

Okay, I'm really pissed off at Kevin Brennan because he said about me on the air

that no one would eat my pussy if it had Babaganoosh on it. And I want to beg to differ because I put

Baba Ganush on it and my husband ate it no problem. For real? For real.

When's the last time your husband ate your pussy? We're here for with all new Miserylossie comedy. Speaking of Miserylossie, what would it be like to eat your pussy, Carrie? Would you eat your own pussy for a dare? If I could do that, possibly. Why wouldn't she? What was the last time your husband ate your pussy? last night, all right?

Now zip it.

When was the last time you ate a pussy?

You missed it. What was the last time you ate a pussy? You're miserable. I eat my wife's pussy. How often? Every time I fuck her. You do that? Every time? Because I ain't black. What was the last time you ate her ass? That's the question. All right. That's the question. I had his fill in for Brian McCarthy. Yeah, Chad Zumach's here. Brian's on assignment. Thank God. Where is he again? You hate Brian? I don't hate Brian. I'm just saying you finally got a good-looking guy on the show. I don't know that I hate Brian. But he's a good-looking...

But Brian has got a lot of issues. Yeah, number one, he's fucking blind. Well, forget that for a second. He's sexually odd, don't you think? He's odd? Well, he means he's got some issues sexually. You don't think so? He does? I mean, I don't know. Some of the shit he says is so weird.

He's in Cancun or whatever.

I don't know. Some of the shit he says is so weird.

He's in a Cancun or whatever. I don't understand why his wife is still, I don't understand why she puts up with him. He's been taking his shirt off a lot lately and it's not. No, he hasn't. What does he take his shirt off? He was on vacation. he took his shirt off and then he was like he likes to take his shirt off because he can't see himself

you know what I mean?

No, but it's, it's not, it's like he's, he's hairy and he's got a big stomach. Oh, you're describing my husband. It's not, it's not pretty. Like, I don't know how women And they get to a apartment, like, I got to fuck this guy.

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