#106 - Rematch Week, All-Decade RBs & WRs and Five-Minute Fantasy

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Chris Simms

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🗓️ 18 December 2019

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

There's a twist to this packed Wednesday's podcast as Simms & Ahmed look ahead to What The %^&! Will Happen in 4 big divisional rematches. Ahmed also gives some All-Decade lists, Big Phil joins after a brief hiatus, and Josh Norris comes on set for some fantasy championship advice. (1:45) The guys bid farewell to the man behind the camera, John "Johnald" McDonald (3:45) Chris recaps his 3 most impressive QB seasons of the decade (6:15) What The ^&*! Will Happen: Bills vs Patriots "The Bills put too much on Josh Allen back then." (11:45) "That was the start of the Patriots offense getting worse." (14:45) What The ^&*! Will Happen: Rams vs 49ers "The Rams got physically dominated in Week 6." (19:00) "Jimmy Garoppolo was shaky as hell then. He has changed his play." (26:30) Big Phil makes his triumphant return with praise for Lamar Jackson & Greg Roman (32:45) All-Decade Running Backs Pop quiz: who has scored the most TDs this decade? (44:30) Ahmed stumps Phil & Chris on the defender who has started every game this decade (48:10) All-Decade Wide Receivers Phil & Chris disagree on the best WR this decade (54:00) "The Saints offense is Sean Payton living out his life as a QB through Drew Brees" (58:30) What The ^&*! Will Happen: Cowboys vs Eagles "The Cowboys don't make sense." (1:04:30) All-Decade Bust Team Johnny Manziel only an honorable mention? (1:09:00) What The ^&*! Will Happen: Packers vs Vikings "They jump out on teams, and then can't put you away." (1:13:30) Five-Minute Fantasy with Josh Norris Can fantasy players trust Ryan Tannehill & DeVante Parker in their championship? (1:21:30) Josh quizzes Chris and Ahmed on the most surprising championship-winning performances of the decade (1:28:45) Requiem for a Team The guys say goodbye to the Colts, Bears & Broncos

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0:00.0	Do you think there's a goatee?
0:05.0	I don't think so.
0:08.0	No, I think I see something.
0:09.0	Yeah, you're right.
0:10.0	I did. I used to flirt with the goatee.
0:12.0	Oh, you did.
0:13.0	A little chin music every now and then.
0:14.0	So I didn't look like I was 24 when I'm 24.
0:17.0	You know, it's...
0:18.0	I'm a man now.
0:39.1	One of the most so you know. One of the most revealing things that we got out of you on this podcast is that you once sported a goatee. I did. I did. Even like, I think in my first year or two, every now and then I would let it go, like through the week, I just let the go tea come out. But that's all I can do. I can't grow like what you got. I can't even grow what I have.
0:39.6	It's barely. Well, I was can't grow like what you got.
0:39.1	I mean, I can't even grow what I have.
0:39.6	It's barely.
0:51.2	Well, I was going to say, there's some questionable side patch there. But you can't really tell straight on. You look good. You have no idea. But every time I'm in makeup. And you look good with the glasses on you. Thank you. Right again. Yeah, I'm trying it for two weeks in a row.
0:53.4	Every time I'm in makeup, they go, do you want me to fill in?
0:55.1	Should we fill in your beard for you a little bit?
0:55.7	We can do that.
0:55.1	And I go, no, at this point, people know that I two weeks in a row. Every time I'm in makeup, they go, do you want me to fill in? Should we fill in your beard for you a little bit?
0:55.7	We can do that.
0:58.3	And I go, no, at this point, people know that I can't grow a beard.
0:59.5	Yeah, it's still pretty good.
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