106- New Year, Old Me (ft. Toxicity)

Call Her Daddy

Alex Cooper

Comedy

4.4 • 164.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2021

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Father Cooper returns in 2021, exploiting a psychotic toxic event that recently took place between her and the infamous Mr. Sexy Zoom Man. This drama filled story fully exposes Alex for attempting a manipulation tactic gone wrong. She fucked up her own scheme and now has to pay the price. WHO IS READY FOR TOXIC ALEX TO BE BACK?… her therapist is guaranteed to be getting ghosted this week. ENJOY DADDIES. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What is this?
0:02.0	What is up, Daddy Gang?
0:04.0	It is your single father, Alex Cooper.
0:07.0	With call her daddy.
0:10.0	Holy fucking shit is this thing on what the fuck is up daddy gang it is your
0:18.4	founding father bakkadi no gosh ha a horn back on it for the first call her daddy episode of 2021, officially a full fucking year of a single father era.
0:37.0	Fok? Yes.
0:39.0	Bitches? How the fuck are you doing?
0:42.0	I miss you guys, Daddy gang. It's been a hot
0:44.5	fucking minute. I'm not gonna lie. I'm excited, but I am a little
0:48.9	fucking nervous because I have a question that I want to ask all of you and I'm already
0:56.0	feeling judged and I already know what you guys are going to think but here we go.
1:02.0	Raise your hand if you started 2021 toxic.
1:09.0	Okay?
1:10.0	Because over here, I am raising both of my hands my toes are curled I'm crossing them behind my back because
1:16.5	although I won't admit it to my therapist I will admit it to you Donnie gang I got right on it I got right on the toxic dick and I got right on my
1:24.3	fucking toxic moves and don't you worry I'm very aware I was so close I was heading
1:29.2	for Oprah status that last episode of 2020 everyone was like Alex we are putting you in the
1:35.3	ballots are in health and wellness no longer comedy no longer toxic call her
1:40.6	daddy is officially rebranded and then what I did is single-handedly putting me
1:46.9	all the way back to original call her daddy days. Now listen I want you guys to all really remember sometimes in life people
1:59.8	people make mistakes and people really just swerve off the beaten road. And sometimes you do things
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