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Ghostrunners

106 - Escaping Prayer Night

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2021

⏱️ 124 minutes

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0:00.0

Jacob was driving down the road the other day and stopped at stoplight next to a hers and just randomly thought

0:06.4

What would it be like to be a hers driver not good? I don't I just I

0:11.6

Know they're dead. I know I know they're dead

0:15.7

99.9% sure, but it would just take one little thing one little bump one little little you know

0:24.1

Just rattle back there wrestling in the back and I would think

0:28.0

Easy is Donald coming back. It's like you you get left alone in your house and you know that you're by yourself

0:35.2

Right, you know that no one's coming in. I locked all the double locked them. Yeah. Yeah, I'm in Johnson County

0:40.4

Nothing is gonna happen to me, but like what is that sound right? Oh, yeah, I the wash machines never made that noise

0:46.8

I've never seen that shadow. Yeah, what is that? And so yeah, just everyone's wild just I

0:53.1

Don't know. I don't know if it's worth the money. I don't know what you get paid to drive a hers

0:57.1

I think it's pretty high-paying job probably I know when we looked into the the road trip

1:02.4

We were gonna do cross-country. We ended up going with the limo, but we wanted to drive something kind of crazy

1:06.8

You know, we looked like an MTV

1:08.6

My right man in a hers as one of my is this funny and they're like no

1:14.0

No, you could have some good like good catch lot catch phrases for that though like it's gonna be caught dead in one of those

1:20.8

Yeah, or like it's it wouldn't have been the show wouldn't have been called Ellen. We bought a limo. Yeah, it'd be like Ellen

1:27.1

I bet you'd like it if we put one of your interns in here

1:31.2

Uh-oh, oh, why do I think this tight beat means that it's going down with some random thoughts and white me too

1:37.3

Then West best friends eating fast food on repeat so come along. Let's have some fun and go ahead get on your feet

1:57.1

People do like to ask me that now. They're like did you get to like see Ellen like with any of her interns? No, I would embellish the heck out of a story

2:04.6

I do I'm like I did see your yeah, put her cigarette out in one of their foreheads

2:08.5

Do you think that was weird but like but like I just thought that was normal

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