Good evening and welcome to tonight's episode of the Married Trump Show.

It's just going to be me tonight and Sebastian, of course, my perpetual sidekick.

I just, because people have been asking, I thought I would share a little information about my fine brother friend.

Sebastian is about 27 years old now and he's from North Carolina.

And I, you can't see it right now, but he has a bracelet on his little ankle,

which is how you know that he wasn't poached from the wild. And he is incredibly smart,

but unlike other grades, he's not a good talker. He doesn't talk a lot,

but he imitates sounds remarkably well. He has my laugh, which is quite unnerving.

He does say mom and my daughter's voice, which underserved circumstances can also be unnerving,

especially if she's not home. And he can imitate car alarms, which could just be annoying.

Anyway, I know he's been on the edges of things and people have been asking about it.

He's named after Bach, of course, and he does love classical music, as he should.

Anyway, I wanted to go solo tonight because there's, sometimes you never know what it's

going to be exactly, but something just kind of pushes you over the edge.

And since the horrors, even outside of the house of representatives, have been,

sometimes it seems like they've been on the seasick, quite honestly, since November 9, 2016.

It's become very difficult to stop and process things.

So everything just kind of runs together. And what I found really fascinating

in the last seven years is that it's not always the worst things that push you over the edge.

Sometimes it's a very bad thing, but it's not as bad as other things.

So, for example, early in the Trump administration,

one of those triggers for me was the, not just the Muslim, which was horrible, but the way

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