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🗓️ 27 December 2017
⏱️ 91 minutes
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0:00.0 | Three, two. We need like a digital counter. |
0:09.0 | Three, two, one, whoa, if you're going to drink that Andrew be very careful. |
0:14.5 | It's 270 milligrams of caffeine in that bitch. |
0:16.8 | That's right. |
0:17.8 | That me donated. |
0:18.8 | Is that allowed? |
0:19.8 | No. |
0:20.8 | You can have that. |
0:21.8 | My friend Brendan drank one of those yesterday and a cup of coffee and then on top of that he drank a |
0:29.5 | What did he have something a venty with a shot of espresso in it from Starbucks with all |
0:34.0 | trial all doing it while he was fasting so halfway into the podcast he starts hurling |
0:38.8 | runs into the bathroom throws up then he comes back and then throws up in a bucket at the end of the |
0:44.0 | podcast literally didn't didn't make it out of the room so there you could have had a |
0:48.1 | heated seat if you had to take a shit yeah we have a heated seat. We got it. Yeah, 270 milligrams. Yeah, caveman coffee, nitrogenated, it's basically like |
0:58.8 | espresso with nitrogen in it. It's good stuff. You get used to it. Good I'll take it before bed. |
1:04.8 | Yeah, that's a good move. You'll have some weird dreams. |
1:07.1 | I take Express before I go to bed. |
1:08.9 | Andrew, I'm not used to this clean-shaving Andrew. You look a different human. You could sneak up on people. |
1:14.0 | That's the point, man. My daughter's about a year ago, I said they had enough of the |
1:19.2 | beard, so it had to go. Oh, when I was, well, when my daughter was one, a friend of mine died and we, on the internet |
1:28.5 | we had all had this guy Evan Tanner, who was a former UFC champion, and we had decided that we were all going to grow |
1:34.4 | beards for him because he had this crazy giant beard and so a bunch of us in the |
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