105: Skepticrat105 - Intellectual Master Debater Edition

The Skepticrat

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Government, News, Politics

4.8 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2019

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode: Andrew Yang will give you 50 bucks right the fuck now ... We’ll round up the urinal suspects ... And if you tape Sharpies to your fingers, that counts as having very big hands.

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Headline Sources:

Highlights from the primary debate: https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/12/us/politics/democratic-presidential-debate-recap.html?action=click&module=Top%20Stories&pgtype=Homepage

Tasteless asshole whose family member died on 9/11 uses it as a chance to take political shots: https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2019/09/11/man_blasts_rep_ilhan_omar_at_911_memorial_ceremony_some_people_did_something_why_your_confusion.html

Bolton out: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-49655279 and https://beta.washingtonpost.com/politics/boltons-departure-allegedly-pegged-to-disagreement-over-lifting-sanctions-on-iran/2019/09/14/98f7f096-d6f3-11e9-9343-40db57cf6abd_story.html

Underwater observatory vanishes: https://gizmodo.com/large-underwater-observatory-disappears-without-a-trace-1837897180/amp?__twitter_impression=true

YouTube un-bans/apologizes to far right channels: https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/youtube-reverses-course-apologizes-to-far-right-channels-unbans-them/

Solid gold toilet stolen from Blenheim Palace, birthplace of Winston Churchill: https://www.cnn.com/style/article/uk-blenheim-palace-gold-toilet-scli-gbr-intl/index.html

Transcript

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0:00.0	Welcome to a world of Christmas celebration at Aldi. Six-pack deep-filled minced pies only £1. Good housekeeping taste approved winners too. Scallop Gratans only $3.99 and a large whole frozen British turkey from just 3.5 a kilo.
0:13.8	On sale now!
0:15.0	All from the which cheapest supermarket of the year, Aldi.
0:18.2	Share the love this Christmas. It's Monday.
0:23.0	Monday.
0:25.0	It's Monday. It's Monday.
0:27.0	It's Monday.
0:31.0	It's Monday.
0:34.3	September 16th.
0:36.0	And the word of the day is Brentrance.
0:38.9	Which means the super embarrassing take us back apology that the UK is going to need to make if a no deal Brexit happens
0:45.7	used in a sentence Parliament should pass a law that forces Boris Johnson to ask for brentrants like John Cusac with a boombox over his head outside of EU headquarters in Brussels.
0:55.6	Except it's just going to play a sad trombone over and over again.
0:59.7	No, no, it's British, he'll be in fast motion and it'll play yackity sex.
1:03.0	Oh yeah I'm no illusions I'm Eli Bosnick. I'm Heath and right and
1:07.3	broadcasting delayed from America's far center we are the Skeptocrats.
1:11.7	Oh this week's episode Andrew Yang will give you 50 bucks right the fuck now.
1:17.0	We'll round up the urinal suspects.
1:20.6	And if you tape sharpies to your fingers, that counts as having very big hands.
1:25.0	That's official.
1:26.0	But first, the rest and Eli Bosnick.
1:42.3	Gentlemen, let's go ahead and settle this right now. Epticrats, no illusions, and Eli Bosnick.
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