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POWER MOVES with Mike Burns

105 - RIP Eddie Van Halen, Grocery Store Poop Box, and Sexual Horse Solicitation

POWER MOVES with Mike Burns

Mike Burns

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4.8617 Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2020

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

In this extended episode: A man puts his poop in a box at the grocery store, a horny guy tried to acquire the services of a horse sex worker, and we pay tribute to Eddie Van Halen. Recorded safely al fresco.

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*Recorded 10.7.2020 5pm PT*

RIP Eddie Van Halen

Transcript

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0:00.0

What's up, Daddy? Today on Power Moves, a man puts his poop in a box at the grocery store.

0:07.1

A horny guy tried to acquire the services of a horse sex worker, and we pay tribute to Eddie Van Halen.

0:13.6

Live from Los Angeles.

0:16.2

Woo!

0:18.0

California!

0:19.4

You're listening to Power Moves, Daddy.

0:22.5

Yeah, we're making power moves.

0:25.1

Rock in a Detroit groove.

0:29.7

To some American dudes, I'll making power moves.

0:31.9

Straight out of Grand Block, Michigan,

0:34.6

rocking a cold one in each hand.

0:36.5

My buddy Dave and I are Americans.

0:39.2

Just making power moves.

0:41.7

Ripping heaters and chugging paps.

0:44.1

Now he lied with no class.

0:45.9

Blown shit up and chasing ass. And we're back.

0:47.2

Welcome to Power Moves Episode 105.

0:50.1

I'm your host, Mike Burns.

0:51.2

Joining me from the comfort of the outdoors as the sun goes down. Put your hands together for Mr. Narlie Zach, everyone. Woo, woo, woo, woo, I changed it that time. Usually it's the exact same. Switch it up. I switched it up. I didn't write it down. Usually I have, you know, I have like the show all beat it out. Yeah, you got like 50 pages in front of you. Oh yeah. Yeah, for sure. Thick. And, and this time I did do it because I just, I just wanted to be a little loose and free today. I just wanted a little looser, a little freer. Let it hang, man. A little more casual. That's why we did the, instead of doing the after dark program for Patreon,

1:28.8

we did the pregame, which needs a name.

1:31.6

Pregame rocks, dude.

1:32.9

Yeah, because the pregame, I think, is helpful for me because sometimes,

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