Jane loved crisps. She ate them for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Even at Fancy Pants restaurants.

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And were forever in the bedsheets.

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Welcome to the Restless Politics question time with me, Rory Stewart.

And me, Alastair Campbell. Very good. And Alastair. Look, we've got a lot of lovely stuff to get

going on. And there's a lovely question from Richie Creighton on Congressman Santos

from the United States, which I'd love to get on to. But the first question I'd like to hit you with

is about global ownership of British football before we get on to gritty American politics.

Two questions from Andrew. Is it naive to think we can prevent our most venerable football clubs

from becoming vehicles for vampiric capitalists and dubious potentates? Are we forced to accept

that the people's game could be chiseled away from us like our public utilities,

a consequence of open markets? So will you tell us a little bit about what's going on in football?

Well, well, I'm imagining the question is driven.

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