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Impossible To Say

105 - Please Don't Murder Me

Impossible To Say

Kat Wellington and Emily Proctor

Leisure

4.4626 Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2024

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

In this episode we talk about Kat's moving nightmare, Emily's pool party summer, and the worst kisser of all time.

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0:00.0

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Impossible to Say. My name is Kat Wellington. And my name is once again,

0:07.1

Emily Proctor. Woo. Woo. Yay. It is a beautiful day. Happy Thursday, happy whatever day. It is that

0:17.0

you're listening. Emily, how are you? I'm good. You guys, I'm staring at Kat in her new house. I cannot believe it. It was kind of like a jump scare when she turned Zoom on. I was like, whoa.

0:28.4

Yeah. And I haven't, I guess, given you like a FaceTime tour. Yeah, like I have some of my friends. So maybe we'll just leave it for you to be like a reveal in person. I think I'd

0:38.2

prefer I guess you can kind of see on TikTok too. But my first and my first tour I think should be in

0:43.4

person as well. So I'm fine with that. Yeah. Um, the new house great moving yesterday was very

0:49.9

chaotic. Just like I was just telling Emily like those last things when you're moving and just

0:56.0

like miscellaneous shit but it ends up filling like two car loads and then you have to clean

1:00.5

and it just ends up being like much more of a process than you could ever possibly imagine

1:05.1

so that was stressful but it's like now i'm out of that place because it was kind of like a

1:09.5

prolonged thing because i had the keys for a couple days early.

1:13.7

So anyway, process is over.

1:16.0

I'm in here now and I'm super excited.

1:18.8

Obviously there was some issues along the way.

1:21.4

Yeah.

1:21.9

There's going to be some bumps in the road, of course.

1:24.8

I guess, okay, no, I haven't talked about this and I want to because it's fucking insane.

1:30.5

Okay, so I get my keys on the first.

1:34.5

My lease starts the sixth.

1:35.9

And if you're my landlord listening, sorry, this is insane, okay?

1:39.8

And if you're the owner of the home, I don't know you, but I love your house. And this is insane.

1:45.9

Anyway, okay. So I get to the house. I get the keys. My friend is visiting. I can talk about that in a minute. But nothing is touched. Like the house is dirty, which I really don't care about. It's been sitting for a while. Like, whatever. But like, the garage is still full of the shit that was in there that he told me he'd clear out. The laundry room is still full of shit. And I just mean, like, trash, like, old rusty tools and, like, old light fixtures and, like, random things that have, like, accumulated over time. And the washers in, like, plastic wrap. I was was just like what's going on with this he's

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