Yeah, they're great. We got two of them.

I love that you could pick the front of the back.

That's an interesting way to start the podcast.

Oh, wait, you can squirt it.

We're talking about these toilets that have built it. It really a bidet it's more like a

butt cleaner right but days are kind of crude you ever use a bid day is a bidet not a

but cleaner I thought that's what it was it is but it's not good at it. No, this was the layman's butt cleaner.

The stream of water was the perfect size and pressure.

And I have had, I mean if you want to get into it right, you know, right off the bat,

I've had an anal

orgasm before with a vibrator and only once in my life and that thing I was like if I

stayed on here like 10 more minutes they could get you I think it could a lot of gals out there taking notes. I was like I think I just use like diaper wipes in my butt

Yeah, that's good too, but I like think about it like you know like if my beard if I had like shit smeared all over my beard,

would that be cool with a diaper wipe and just going out in public? I don't think so.

Well, I mean, so the idea is to power wash it?

Yeah, that's what that thing does.

If I had shit in my face though, I'd scrub it.

I would just take a full shower.

Full showers a way to go.

I'll put my head in a tub of water for a little bit.

They're very smart with the bidet and the bidet never caught on here in America.

They just went with paper.

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