104- The Roadmap to his A**hole

Call Her Daddy

Alex Cooper

Comedy

4.4 • 164.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2020

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Father Cooper discusses what is about to happen in the next 24 hours of her life, and it includes 2 men. A DP?! No lol. Maybe. Then, she is joined by the brilliant sex therapist and Daddy Gang favorite, Emily Morse! Emily and Alex discuss how to tell your partner you have sexual trauma (TRIGGER WARNING 14:22-17:51), men that can’t get hard, dating a pre-mature ejaculator, how to ride dick with your legs around his head, ways to finger and eat his/her asshole, vaginismus, herpes AND MUCH MORE. Enjoy Daddies!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What is up daddy gang? It is your single father Alex Cooper with call her daddy.
0:10.0	Well, well, well, if it isn't the mother-fucking daddy gang, it is your founding father,
0:19.5	Bck!
0:20.5	Gahdah! For another mother-fucking episode of Call Her Daddy. I'm having a mental breakdown.
0:31.6	Hey guys, what's up?
0:35.0	I'm doing this and when I tell you I may sound out of breath, I just sprinted down my basement
0:41.5	stairs. What do you mean, Alex?
0:43.2	I'm back in my parents' fucking basement.
0:45.8	Yeah, you heard that right.
0:47.2	We're back where it all fucking started.
0:49.0	The single father era, remember guys?
0:51.0	And I was like, hey guys, I'm in my parents' basement and
0:53.3	Lori would come down and she'd be in the middle doing my fucking laundry.
0:56.9	We're back, bitches. So I'm back in my parents' basement.
0:59.8	Honestly, I don't love it. I don't hate it. I'm just indifferent. I'm honestly black out right now and let me explain why it's
1:06.1	currently Tuesday night now usually I am prepared and ready and I usually have this intro and this episode done before Tuesday night and
1:16.5	Tuesdays I edit the podcast but no no no no no folks this week's a little bit different, you guys,
1:23.8	because you see Alex is having a mental breakdown.
1:26.1	You're all like, okay, Alex, chill for a second.
1:29.0	So in the midst of my mental breakdown,
1:31.2	on top of all of this this I went and got my eyebrows
1:33.4	I know it sounds weird just stick with me it's a Tuesday I'm feeling ugly
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