Summary
Ray and Lucie discuss Louis C.K.'s new project, a pit bull mauling, and much more.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Kump. Hello. You like that little ad on I did? Yeah. That's a too come. Yes. Exciting. Exciting times. Hello, Lucy. How are you? I'm good. How are you? That's great. That's great to hear. I want to turn my mic, my headphone. There we go. Now it's crystal clear in my ears. Just piercing any thoughts out. Why are you looking at me like you're drunk? I'm sorry. I got some of my face lotion of my eye. Are you okay? You need to stop? No, no, it's okay. Your eyes are going to be burning the whole show? Keep going. |
| 0:54.9 | You might go blind. |
| 0:56.1 | My eyes are burning. |
| 0:58.2 | This is what women's beauty standards do? |
| 1:01.2 | Yeah, |
| 1:01.7 | I mean, |
| 1:02.1 | yeah, |
| 1:02.4 | sometimes when you put on lotion on your face, |
| 1:04.2 | it burns your eyes. |
| 1:05.1 | This is why I don't moisturize. |
| 1:06.3 | This is why I have alligator, |
| 1:08.1 | dry skin. |
| 1:09.5 | Because, |
| 1:10.1 | you know honestly you put on hand creams and they're greasy |
| 1:13.5 | even if you get good ones they're greasy and then you try to grab you might try to open a drawer |
| 1:18.2 | pickles and it's slippery and I can't get any any purchase on it and he any any torque on the pickles |
| 1:25.7 | and it look like an asshole it's always it's always the creams with like |
| 1:29.5 | the SPF oh why would you why they give cream to like women who like stay in a cubicle all day |
| 1:36.8 | here put some SPF on it you don't get sun damage from the fluorescent lights they say they say you |
| 1:42.7 | know even you walk out into the sun for five minutes, it can aid you 50 years. Yeah, that's why, it's why half the country died of, well, no, why, how many people die of COVID? A million? 100,000? No. In this country? Yes. It's, it. Look it up. Look it up're right. We can't be given misinformation. I don't really like. How many people died of COVID? Luzi. None. I mean, because I was linking it to the SPF because it's a vitamin D or whatever, which I don't think is controversial, right? Yeah. That's not just a Mr. Rogan point, right? That's never one point, right? Or it's just a Mr. Rogan point? I don't know which side are we on. You got it? Yeah, it's a little under a million. All right. So 940,000. Yeah, 980,000. Let's round it down to zero. Nice, lucy well 100,000 |
| 2:35.0 | it's in a hundred of |
| 2:38.8 | thousand range |
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