104- genital hygiene, women's panties, and eating pussy technique.

The Horny Housewife

THH Media LLC

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.6 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Today Im starting off discussing how we keep our pussies and penis's CLEAN. Maybe busting some myths around douching, and reminding men that the water running from the shower doesn't clean their assholes. Also reviewing how to prep for anal play. Todays listener questions are about the types of panties we wear and what does it mean, how to get your husband to spank you, how to get the sex back post partum, and what to tell the man who needs it more than once a week ( note: the once a week is really great sex)......this brings us (me) to the topic of insatiability vs actual neglect from our partners. Boredom vs. Peace....are we OK, or is it never enough? What lies are we telling ourselves? What are we focused on? Todays topic is eating pussy technique and I polled YOU , men and women, telling us the BEST of the BEST when it comes to good pussy eating skills....tune in NOW. Try ALL Beducated's courses one day FREE use code "JORDYN" - also will get you 60% off yearly subscription ** this is their Black Friday sale, Freaky Fam gets exclusive access to this sale for the entirety of November** > http://beducate.me/pd2245-jordyn Go to RexMD.com/HOUSEWIFE today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra or Cialis. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. AUDIO EROTICA? > join the patreon. Ask me anything anonymously. Follow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast

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0:00.0	You were listening to a pleasure podcast.
0:03.0	For more from our sex podcast collective, visit PleasurePodcasts.com
0:21.0	Hello. It's Monday. We're fresh off the weekend.
0:24.0	Here we go again. Same shit, different day.
0:29.0	It's not negative. Let's make it positive. I'm trying to make it better for you.
0:33.0	I'm going to make your Monday better. I'm going to bring some giggles, some light, some knowledge.
0:38.0	People often say they want video, like they want the video version of this podcast.
0:42.0	I'm like, really? You want to see me like drop eight octaves and say words in like weird ways.
0:48.0	You don't want to see my face when I do it. I go like cross-eyed and it's just a moment for me and me only.
0:53.0	And for you to experience another pro is right now I actually look like leather face.
0:59.0	Literally, I will go post what my face looks like on my Instagram.
1:04.0	And it is atrocious and it's been extremely humbling in experience.
1:10.0	And I have hated going out in public, but I've still gone out in public because
1:15.0	A, I really wanted a delicious cheeseburger the other day.
1:18.0	And B, girls got to go to the fucking grocery store.
1:21.0	I needed wine to cope with the way that I looked.
1:25.0	Why didn't you send your husband? Why didn't he go get it for you?
1:28.0	Because you know what? I can't wait on anyone. I can't depend. I'm just kidding.
1:33.0	I can't depend on anyone.
1:35.0	No, the reason is is because I will go crazy if I sit in the house for too long consecutively.
1:41.0	I just need to feel the wind in my face and my hair.
1:44.0	Get out, get in my car, smoke a joint alone, self-medicate.
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