Hello and welcome to episode one, the zero four of what most people think, and I know

the scene tunes is in hand, I'm telling you, you know, I sound like a Matt Hancock now.

Remember the glory days of Matt Hancock when he reassured you about stuff and it wasn't reassuring at all.

We are across this, we've got our best people on it.

I'm hoping for next week that the theme tune will be sorted out.

How the fuck are you?

How the fuck are you?

I mean, we do see now with the vaccine chat, you know, like the numbers slightly creeping up.

The old usual suspects are coming back out on, they the lockdown lovers, they're kind of going,

I'm not liking the good, these numbers, schools are going back soon.

You can see them getting a little semi on for the idea of a little autumn lockdown.

Well, hopefully we will avoid that.

And yeah, I just, you know, straight out again at the top of the show, given that the effective vaccines on transmission doesn't seem to be that great.

I'm wondering, what is the argument for vaccine passports anymore, other than an act of coercion?

You know, I mean, I don't necessarily think it's morally right, but is that now the argument?

Is people are now going, look, he's not really going to change whether or not people catch the disease much from each other, the virus.

But we just know that young people like night clubs and we want them to get the fucking jab.

So it just be honest, for once in this pandemic, it would really be good if the government treated people like adults.

Speaking about the virus, the vid, I've been tested repeatedly for COVID and I haven't had it.

And what I have had is a sort of bug that's come and gone for a while, then went away, and then it came back and it was another one.

And was it, you know, I mean, this happens and basically no one wants to fucking hear about man flu at the best of times, but post COVID, I mean, there really is no bandwidth for this sort of thing.

And so of course, I talk about all the time.

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