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Ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only, Miss Judy Kohl.

Just the...

Yeah, we can make it a blya bla bla bla bla.

You you and I.

Hey, did you get me water?

And coffee?

I got any water, I said I wanted a water too.

G. Dam it. I can't work like this. Where's the fucking controls?

We're in, by the way, listeners, we're in the shitty room today.

We're in the, there's a few rooms here at PlayDOT shit.

We have the main room where, you know, Seth, you can get to Seth, you know he's Mr. producer I think I saw him I think yeah Seth Neiman he's a Jew

Oh wait where's my where's the bell we're in front of you and And this is the Jew bell.

I heard the Jew bell.

Yeah, okay.

And so now it's like I get pushed to the shitty room, like if, who's in the main room Patrick

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