Another journey into the realm of the strange and terrifying.

I hope you will enjoy the trip that it will thrill you a little and chill you a little.

So settle back.

Get a good grip on your nerves.

Where are we going?

You'll find out when we get there. And now, mystery theater. And now, mystery theater. I'm Mystery Theater.

Come in.

Welcome.

I'm E.G. Marshall.

Come in.

Settle down and listen.

We're about to tell you a very important story.

Have you ever looked at your children and wondered, what in the world are they thinking?

What goes on in those tiny minds?

You don't know, do you?

Admit it, you haven't the faintest idea.

Yet you were once a child.

So why don't you know?

I'll tell you why. You have forgotten and try as you will,

you simply cannot remember what it was like to be a child. I don't know the reason for this,

but perhaps it's because being a child is not always the happy thing we think it is.

Didn't you mind being shut up in that dark room, Bobby?

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