I don't want to be a first adopter.

Those fucking things are going to fall apart.

Boom Joe Diaz and with live.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

Did you really go out and buy one of those iPhones last night?

Did you order it?

No, Red Band called me and he goes,

he goes, are you gonna get the, because I asked them a few weeks ago.

I went to get the eye, you know, I don't know anything about computers,

so I call Red Man, he's my computer guy.

So I went to Man, he's my computer guy.

So I went to get the iPad, the big one, the nine inch one,

and I asked the lady because my phone's fucking up already.

So just wait for the eight.

So I called Red Man about a month ago he goes wait and

last night he called out of the blue he goes you gotta get online at midnight and

I did it like an asshole I just forgot my code I got through I got through the second click.

You're not going to get through second click.

Boom.

I ordered the silver black bam bam bam bam and then at the end I had to get the

fucking code for iTunes or Apple.

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