Welcome to the Soka 101 podcast where we scratched the socket itches you never knew you had. Today we're looking at

the dark arts and a term that we on this family friendly network have redubed poop

houseery. Yeah it is. Yeah, it is. Yeah, houseery or poop houseery is a turn that describes

gamemanship in the beautiful game. The underhanded techniques that players, coaches, and sometimes entire

organizations will use to try and gain an upper hand. My name is Ryan Bailey, joining me to

explain these most conniving acts. You just heard his voice, Taylor Rockwell. Hello, I'm excited.

This topic's going to be awesome. It will be indeed. Graham Rutherland, let's keep our mouths non-potified, if that makes sense today, shall we? I mean, do you have a bleak button, Ryan Bailey there? Or am I just going to have to censor myself? You're just going to make my edit all the more difficult if you start swarring, Graham? That's all I'll say. I'll try not to. Let's start off the show. I want to know if either of you have ever been a poop house. I'll admit that on the field, I'm generally pretty well behaved. But the one thing I've done, and I think I've done it a few times and I'm ashamed of it, is when I'm defending and a player's got past me and the throw and the thrown goal they're about to shoot,

I might like yell or scream to try and put them off.

And it's really uncool.

You've done that as well, Graham.

I have.

I thought you were going to say, I haven't been a poop house on the soccer field, but in the line at the supermarket,

that I've got all sorts of dark arts tactics in that setting.

Graham, I live in Italy.

There's no such thing as lining up for things.

It's just first come first elbowed.

I hadn't thought of that, actually.

You live in the land of the poop house.

Yes, very much so, Graham.

Very much so indeed.

Any other poop houseery from you, Graham?

On the field, I guess, I did once do the thing with a penalty spot where you scuff it up,

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