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Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

103: The Hugs I Didn't Get with Jackie Fabulous

Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

Dustin Nickerson

Comedy, Kids & Family, Parenting

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2020

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Comedian, podcaster, actress and LAWYER(!), Jackie Fabulous hops in the Frontseat to talk about walls of boots, hometown jokes that work a little too well and moving back home when nobody cares.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to do not make me come back there. Yes, I don't I don't do

0:07.8

contractions. Do not maybe come back there is how I call this podcast. Do not

0:12.2

maybe come back there. I'm the this podcast. Do not maybe come back there. I am the

0:13.6

co-host of the aforementioned podcast. My name is Stephen Carl Thomas English, the first of my name,

0:19.7

and I guarantee you I will be the last of my name because that name I'm coming to realize it kind of sucks it's stupid it's it seems pompous

0:28.7

Stephen Carl Thomas thing is too long it's like you you get halfway through and you're like are you still going you still you got two more names left. It's just a lot of syllables and that I really hate it

0:37.2

So I will be the last person ever named this in the history of the world. So that's cool cool I'm doing the intro again I'm flying

0:43.4

solo flying so long the baby bird has left the nest on my own I'm soaring on my own

0:50.2

on my own wings right now because Dustin is still traveling with this family

0:53.4

through the Rocky Mountains and I hope it goes better than that dawn party I

0:56.7

really do because I got to say out of all the out of the only out of the whole family

1:00.8

I think only Dustin's worth eating you know the kids are too small

1:04.6

they're gonna you know the kids kids kids aren't good eating I got a I got to assume kids aren't good

1:10.2

eating so you kind of like that's they're out and Melissa she's in such

1:15.7

good shape I feel like she's like all muscle it'd be like beef jay should be like

1:19.8

beef jerky you know she's so she's such a hard she's so hard with muscles you know so

1:27.0

Dustin would be actually now I'm thinking about it and get a little hungry thinking

1:30.0

about it because Dustin think would be good he'd have a lot of marbling you know he'd be nice and tender

1:34.4

He put him in a slow cooker make some carnitas some dustinitas with him

1:41.6

Okay, enough about eating my friend and his family eating his friend.

1:46.0

Let's just get down to brass tacks.

1:49.0

This week we have a very funny episode and a very funny interview with the very very funny

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