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I'm getting to school over here and it's only, uh, hey, we're learning.

We're learning. We're learning. Hi, Dave... Hey, we're learning. One of clock.

We're learning.

Hi, Dave.

Hey, honey.

How are you? I can't believe you're out of here. Well, this is going to be a good one. I'm excited. Yeah, because, you know, a lot of people don't know. I have a crush on Dave. Well, that's mutual. For those of you that don't know,

this is Texas Dave.

That's me.

That's him.

I didn't do it.

Where did Texas Dave come from? Have you tried pronouncing my last name? No. C-A-R-A-P-E-T-Y-A-N. Peripentia? Well, that's awful. That's awful. That was like a four out of ten. That's pretty good.

I've gotten carpet man, carpet yawn, carpet chatrian, carpet. So then everybody's like, oh, man, Dave's coming to town. Carpe die. That's one. And I'm like, which Dave? I'm like, you know, one from Texas. Oh, yeah, yeah, all right, got it. Texas, Dave, that's where it was born. So how do you say your last name?

Carapagion.

I'm sitting right here.

I still couldn't hear a few of those letters. I believe in you. I don't even know. What is that? It's Armenian. Okay. Yeah. I was going to say. Fourth generation. Every Armenian in my family is just like, I'll take an Irish Catholic woman. Let's fucking party. So it's been diluted down thoroughly. By 23 and me came back, I'm like,

there we go. And they're like, you're like 6%. You're not rolling around with a gold chain and a

Mazda Miata going, you like sports car. You like sports car. Did you say on the video?

I might. Hey, you like to come.

You guys like sport car?

How are you doing, lady friend?

You like sporting car?

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