103: Skepticrat103 - Greenland New Deal Edition

The Skepticrat

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

News, Government, Politics

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🗓️ 19 August 2019

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode: We’ll pumpkin spice it up ... Chicken Little and Casandra experience a brief synergy ... And Donald Trump is about to learn the hard way that Greenland is 1/14th the size of Africa.

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Headline Sources:

The Trump Administration Literally has no Plan for Recession: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-banking-on-strong-economy-to-win-reelection-frets-over-a-possible-downturn/2019/08/15/04a85352-bf67-11e9-b873-63ace636af08_story.html

Trump has asked aides if it's possible to buy Greenland, sources say: https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/15/politics/trump-buy-greenland-wall-street-journal/index.html

Netanyahu bans Omar and mostly bans Tlaib from entering Israel: https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/15/world/middleeast/trump-israel-omar-Tlaib.html https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/16/world/middleeast/rashida-tlaib-israel-visit.html

Australians are too bad ass for this world: https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/08/13/sydney-stabbing-video-bystanders-chair-milk-crate/

Pumpkin Spice Spam is coming: https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/15/us/pumpkin-spice-spam-trnd/index.html

And pumpkin spice foods: https://www.eater.com/2017/9/26/16330438/pumpkin-spice-food-pop-tarts-kit-kats-milanos-jello

Trump poses with orphaned El Paso baby and gives a thumbs up: https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/09/politics/trump-baby-photo-el-paso/index.html

Transcript

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0:35.0	It's Monday. It's Monday.
0:37.0	It's Monday.
0:41.0	It's Monday.
0:44.1	August 19th.
0:45.7	And the word of the day is karma, which means destiny or fate following as effect from cause.
0:52.6	Used in a sentence, Dale Earnhart Jr.
0:55.4	almost got karmaed to death last week,
0:57.8	along with his wife and infant child,
1:00.0	when his private jet crash landed in Tennessee
1:03.0	because he killed his father to win an oval contest
1:06.2	and now he's part of a real life final destination movie.
1:10.0	Taking the hard stances against NASCAR drivers than other media is too afraid to take
1:14.5	welcome to the skeptical crap.
1:16.1	You're maybe you guys this town unless we get away with talking shit about Jesus I don't think I'm going to push
1:20.7	my luck I'm no illusions I'm Eli Bosnick I'm no illusions. I'm Eli Bosnick. I'm Heath Henwright and Broadcasting Delayed
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