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🗓️ 24 September 2020
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A 5th grader is asked to remove his Hooter’s mask at school, a Detroit guy jumps a bridge like The Dukes of Hazzard, and an Oregon genius shoots himself in the dick at the grocery store.
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*Recorded 9.23.2020, 5:42pm PT*
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0:00.0 | Today on Power Moves, a fifth grader is asked to remove his Hooters mask at school. |
0:07.0 | A Detroit guy jumps a bridge like the Dukes a Hazard and an Oregon man shoots himself in the dick at the grocery store. |
0:14.0 | Thank you for joining us. Live from Los Angeles, whoop! California. You listen to power moves, Daddy. |
0:21.6 | Yeah, we're making power moves. |
0:23.6 | Rock in a Detroit groove. |
0:25.6 | To some American dudes, I'll make it power moves. |
0:30.6 | Straight out of Grand Block, Michigan, rock in a cold one in each hand. |
0:35.6 | My buddy Dave and our Americans |
0:38.3 | Just making power moves |
0:40.7 | Ripping heaters and chugging paps |
0:43.1 | Now he lied with no clasp |
0:45.6 | Blown shit up and chasing ass |
0:47.7 | Yeah, we're making power moves |
0:49.7 | And we're back |
0:50.9 | Welcome to Power Moves episode 103 |
0:53.4 | I'm your host Mike Burns Joining me Joining me from the great outdoors in the sunshine. It's your best bud, gnarly Zach. What's up, man? |
1:00.8 | It's hanging and banging, dude. Feels good out here. Yeah. It's a nice day. Every week that we do this socially distanced in-person recording, it's getting better for you outdoors because the sun is going down faster. The times are changing. Right. But much more comfortable. You're not getting blasted. Like this is the perfect time. This is what you're doing is my happy hour every day around. Yeah, this is great, dude. Got the breeze pulling through. Like 5 o'clock because it's hot all day. |
1:29.5 | You're getting blasted by the sun. |
1:31.1 | The air condition doesn't keep up. And I just wait for like right now. It's just that sweet spot to go out for a cocktail. It's a magic hour. We're having a couple drinks today. I'm having a red wine out of a new crispy cream donuts coffee mug that I bought from a secondhand store |
1:48.9 | for a buck which looks great very very exciting narley's having a couple beers I uh I don't drink |
1:54.7 | beer on the show anymore because it gives me the burps and I probably shouldn't either is I |
2:00.7 | get bad like no no like i've got to steer |
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