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It fits the morning time, I'm probably still asleep and have been since my wife left for work and

woke me up by calling me a lazy fat piece of shit.

And if it's not time, I'm probably in the other room with my

headphones on listening to Jimmy Buffett while I make a pizza. Other than that I'm

probably on a plane headed to some city to do stand-up where 25% of the crowd will refer to me as

Trey Crowder's buddy. Anyways leave your name and number after the beep and if I can

once again beat the odds and not fall over dead in my

kitchen from some pepperoni related heart failure I'll call you back as soon as I can.

Cori what's up? I know you're doing some religious stuff on the

podcast this week and I did have a story, a couple stories that I wanted to share.

First was what I've been thinking of for a while.

Well my nephews were six and four, so like seven years ago.

The oldest one, Jake, had just gotten his first trophy.

He was playing baseball that year and he just gotten the trophy and he was so proud of it.

And John, the younger one who was four was also so proud of it. They were still at that

adorable age where they couldn't share in the room together you know what I mean like

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