103: Labubus are NOT REAL
The Broski Report with Brittany Broski
Brittany Broski & Audioboom Studios
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🗓️ 29 July 2025
⏱️ 68 minutes
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CHAPTERS:
00:00 – Intro
01:44 – Benson Boone
04:21 – Soundcloud
06:23 – Labubus
08:25 – Technology Reality
13:13 – Body Representation Online
21:23 – Advertising
28:08 – Internet is Not Real
32:11 – George Orwell
45:15 – Sandwich Origins
54:53 – Universal Studios
59:30 – Songs of The Week
01:07:11 – Outro
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Direct from the Brozky Nation headquarters in Los Angeles, California. |
| 0:09.8 | This is The Brozky Report with your host, Brittany Brozky. |
| 0:14.7 | Guys, welcome back. |
| 0:17.2 | Moonbeam ice cream, jerking off in your blue jeans jerking off at the movies |
| 0:22.7 | Guys welcome back to jerking it at the movies |
| 0:28.5 | My name is Brittany Burski I'm your host today I'm gonna be jerking off at the movie |
| 0:32.9 | Today I'm gonna be holding my dune popcorn bucket, sandworm, dickworm, popcorn bucket, |
| 0:40.4 | Bins and Boone, Moonbeam, Crumble Cookie, ice cream in my... |
| 0:43.3 | Okay. |
| 0:44.2 | Guys, welcome back seriously to the podcast. |
| 0:46.3 | I just filmed for close to 11 minutes. |
| 0:51.7 | Fully, like, the cameras weren't going. |
| 0:53.9 | The mic was not plugged in. |
| 0:55.7 | I was just, I looked down and I was like, why is the little mic thing not going |
| 1:03.0 | that it's recording my voice? |
| 1:04.2 | Oh, because it wasn't. |
| 1:05.7 | And the bit that I was doing, by the way, the bit that I was doing, German soldier |
| 1:10.0 | interrogating Vincent Boone. That was the fucking bit that I was like, by the way, the bit that I was doing, German soldier interrogating Vincent Boone. |
| 1:11.9 | That was the fucking bit that I was like, are we getting this? Look down. Wasn't recording. |
| 1:17.4 | So, anyway, I won't be recreating it because it wasn't funny. |
| 1:23.1 | Mr. Boone, you said you were jerking off at the movies. Why? |
| 1:31.3 | Mr. Boone, I will ask the questions here. When you made your crumbled cookie, why were you jerking off at the movies? |
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