103: Labubus are NOT REAL

The Broski Report with Brittany Broski

Brittany Broski & Audioboom Studios

Improv, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 8.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

This week on The Broski Report, Fearless Leader Brittany Broski shares her hot take on Benson Boone, rants about technology, discusses the representation of bodies online, and invents a Hot Dog food truck.

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ICE OUT OF OUR CITY / PROTEST RESOURCES:
ACLU – https://www.aclu.org/know-your-rights/protesters-rights
Immigrant Defense Project – https://www.immigrantdefenseproject.org/raids-toolkit
Freedom for Immigrants – https://www.freedomforimmigrants.org/resources
Immigrants Legal Resource Center – https://www.ilrc.org/community-resources/know-your-rights
Immigration Justice Campaign – https://immigrationjustice.us/

CREDIBLE RESOURCES TO HELP FREE PALESTINE:
Palestinian Children’s Relief Fund - https://www.pcrf.net/
UNICEF - https://www.unicefusa.org/stories/helping-gazas-children-cope-trauma
Doctors Without Borders - https://donate.doctorswithoutborders.org
World Central Kitchen - https://wck.org/
World Health Organization - https://www.who.int/
Headcount - https://www.headcount.org/

IG ACCOUNTS FOR A FREE PALESTINE:
@eye.on.palestine
@aljazeeraenglish
@palestinianyouthmovement
@byplestia
@motaz_azaiza
@impact

LGBTQ+ RESOURCES:
https://Translifeline.org
https://Glaad.org
https://Pflag.org
https://www.thetrevorproject.org/

REPRODUCTIVE RESOURCES:
https://aidaccess.org
https://plancpills.org
https://Ineedana.com
https://www.reprolegalhelpline.org/
https://heyjane.com

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Songs of The Week:
It’s Been Ages by Kneecap
Death Kink by Fontaines D.C.

CHAPTERS:
00:00 – Intro
01:44 – Benson Boone
04:21 – Soundcloud
06:23 – Labubus
08:25 – Technology Reality
13:13 – Body Representation Online
21:23 – Advertising
28:08 – Internet is Not Real
32:11 – George Orwell
45:15 – Sandwich Origins
54:53 – Universal Studios
59:30 – Songs of The Week
01:07:11 – Outro

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Direct from the Brozky Nation headquarters in Los Angeles, California.
0:09.8	This is The Brozky Report with your host, Brittany Brozky.
0:14.7	Guys, welcome back.
0:17.2	Moonbeam ice cream, jerking off in your blue jeans jerking off at the movies
0:22.7	Guys welcome back to jerking it at the movies
0:28.5	My name is Brittany Burski I'm your host today I'm gonna be jerking off at the movie
0:32.9	Today I'm gonna be holding my dune popcorn bucket, sandworm, dickworm, popcorn bucket,
0:40.4	Bins and Boone, Moonbeam, Crumble Cookie, ice cream in my...
0:43.3	Okay.
0:44.2	Guys, welcome back seriously to the podcast.
0:46.3	I just filmed for close to 11 minutes.
0:51.7	Fully, like, the cameras weren't going.
0:53.9	The mic was not plugged in.
0:55.7	I was just, I looked down and I was like, why is the little mic thing not going
1:03.0	that it's recording my voice?
1:04.2	Oh, because it wasn't.
1:05.7	And the bit that I was doing, by the way, the bit that I was doing, German soldier
1:10.0	interrogating Vincent Boone. That was the fucking bit that I was like, by the way, the bit that I was doing, German soldier interrogating Vincent Boone.
1:11.9	That was the fucking bit that I was like, are we getting this? Look down. Wasn't recording.
1:17.4	So, anyway, I won't be recreating it because it wasn't funny.
1:23.1	Mr. Boone, you said you were jerking off at the movies. Why?
1:31.3	Mr. Boone, I will ask the questions here. When you made your crumbled cookie, why were you jerking off at the movies?
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