#103 - Jet Ski and Ear Coin

Walking The Room

Comedy

4.8 • 973 Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2016

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Greg and Dave discuss an emergency email, the sadness of paintball, preschool and MAGIC!

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0:00.0	3,000 pillows.
0:02.0	Here we go.
0:03.0	What?
0:04.0	3,000 pillows.
0:05.0	Oh fuck.
0:06.0	Made out of love.
0:08.0	I don't know you.
0:10.0	I don't know you. I don't know you.
0:11.0	I seriously don't know you.
0:12.0	And just... I don't know and just I don't understand like if you could make if you can make
0:17.4	three thousand pillows out of pure happiness if you could if you take happiness happiness and make pillows, that would be walking the room in the
0:27.2	podcast.
0:28.2	Are you talking about the kind of pillows I used to fuck as a little boy?
0:32.2	You know like you jerk off pillow. You're talking about? Like you lay on top of it and you stick your
0:36.2	dick under pretend it's a lady. Are you talking about, what are you talking about 40?
0:39.6	Wait, what? Are you talking about like a hundred?
0:42.0	Jerkoff? Because that's a happiness pillow hold on, hold on, back it up.
0:45.0	Yeah.
0:46.0	How do you fuck the pillows?
0:47.0	You just, you just slide it underneath the pillow sheet.
0:51.0	Between the pillow and the sheet? and then you fuck yeah it's like it's up a dress and you just go for it
0:59.2	Hey let me let me just say something. If you have my email, I don't want to fucking join
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