#103 - Jet Ski and Ear Coin

Walking The Room

Comedy

4.8 • 973 Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2012

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Greg and Dave discuss an emergency email, the sadness of paintball, preschool and MAGIC!

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0:00.0	3,000 pillows
0:01.9	What?
0:03.8	3,000 pillows
0:04.7	Oh fuck
0:05.8	Made out of love
0:07.1	I don't know you
0:09.3	And I don't know you
0:10.4	I seriously don't know you
0:11.4	And just
0:12.6	I don't understand
0:14.4	Like if you could make
0:15.9	If you could make 3,000 pillows
0:18.3	Out of pure happiness
0:19.5	If you could If you could take happiness,000 pillows out of pure happiness, if you could take happiness and make pillows, that would be walking the room, the podcast.
0:28.0	Are you talking about the kind of pillows I used to fuck as a little boy?
0:31.9	You know, like your jerk-off pillow.
0:33.3	You're talking about?
0:34.5	Like you lay atop of it and you stick your dick under it, pretend it's a lady.
0:38.1	Are you talking about 40-true-go pillow? Wait, what? Are you talking about like 100? Hold on, hold on. Because that's a happiness pillow to me. Hold on, bag it up. Yeah. What do you, how do you fuck the pillows? You just, you just slide it underneath the pillow sheet. Between the pillow and the sheet? Yeah.
0:33.8	And then you fuck it?
0:34.4	Yeah.
0:34.6	It's like it's up a dress and you just go for it.
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