October 24th, Providence, Rhode Island. I'm coming to the Uptown Theater, bringing the Golden Retriever of Comedy Tour, and I'm bringing some funny friends. We're going to have the hell of a time. October 25th, the Polk Theater in Nashville, Tennessee. I'm very excited. I haven't been to Nashville in a while. I have a brand new stinking hour for you. Something I don't think you've seen.

Golden Retriever of Comedy Tour is coming through Nashville,

October 25th at the Polk Theater.

Dan Soder.com for tickets.

Get them and I'll see you there.

Right?

I'll see you there.

I think I'm seeing you there.

Hey. All right. I'll see you there. I think I'm seeing you there. Sometimes people have jokes and you don't even laugh. You just go, fuck, that's a good joke. Where you're like, Matt, where did you film it in Philly? At the helium. That was at helium? Yeah, dude, yeah. Really? You made it look like that? Yeah, full stage design. We just were there. He just did a ghost thing.

You know, that place is crazy haunted.

Really?

Dude, we got to tell him about this. Noel, you got to hear about this. We can't get in this before I have my dirt cup. Y'all got my dirt cup? That was on my list, dude. I need my gummy worm. Before he said, I need my golden grams or shit's about to go fucking sideways.

So we're waiting for Nuela and that is... I need my golden grams or shit's about to go fucking sideways.

So we're waiting for Noel and that his very lovely publicist was like,

do you guys have snacks?

And I for real, ask them, I like, in my mind had to do the math where I was like,

is this an L.A. thing?

Have New York?

Because listen, I will take full responsibility. New York

comedians fucked up during the podcast boom. That's why Rogan, Segura, Burt, Tom, all of them.

I mean, Theo, they all became multi, multi-millionaires. Because L.A. is better at asking for shit that you need and getting, like... Do New York Comics not do that? No, because they think it's like, there's like this... Oh, it's the pride. There's like this unhealthy pride. Yeah. Where you're like, bro, I brought my own fucking dunk it. And I'm, listen, I'm guilty of it too. Yeah. But... Sorry, I don't want to kill you off, but is it true?

Because I've been told, like, back in the day, if you like, like, in the true essence of, like, New York when it was just like raw stand up, if you came to town and you were like, I have a TV show, everyone was like, get the fuck out right now.

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