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Hammer Lane Legends

103: Delivering the Freshness

Hammer Lane Legends

Merkel Media

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy, Automotive, Leisure

4.7611 Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2022

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

In Episode 103: Delivering the Freshness, the guys have a chat with Kirk, a linen delivery man and an ex-podcaster. If I told you that linen delivery was a crazy experience, would you believe me? Kirk shared with us countless stories to prove that not only is the linen delivery game wild, it's really messy too. Buckle up and enjoy the freshness!

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Produced by: Jack Merkel
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Transcript

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0:00.0

Merkel

0:02.3

Media

0:04.4

Well, I was going to this place for, I don't know, six months, and it was one of my first stops in the morning every other Friday.

0:14.5

And you're there by yourself.

0:16.1

You have a key fob, and you've got to change all the rugs inside this church.

0:19.0

And I always just had this real weird vibe going in there.

0:21.6

And it was like just uncomfortable.

0:23.2

And I asked some of the other guys, like if they ever had anything that they saw or heard there.

0:28.2

And I said, no, no, it's just just a church, man.

0:31.0

I'm like, yeah, I don't think so.

0:32.7

So the one day I had a guy with me.

0:49.4

And we get there and he goes through the pulpit and I go straight down to the back and cut back around behind the pews to go to the lobby, change those rugs.

0:54.6

So he goes through the pulpit over into the kitchen to change the rugs in the kitchen.

1:01.7

Well, when we're walking back, he already finished and he walks out.

1:03.6

So I'm turning the corner.

1:08.3

I see him up the hallway by the door where we came in at.

1:14.7

So as I'm walking up along the pews, I see him walking through the pulpit. And I'm like, look, did I just see that right? Like I swore it was him. He came now. So as I

1:23.0

get up along the pews coming through this doorway, the doorway in the side of the pulpit meets right where I'm walking.

1:30.1

But he's in front, I just saw him in front of me.

1:32.3

So as this thing or whatever it was comes walking towards that door, by the time I cross it, the door slammed shut right in my face.

1:48.8

He put it in park through over the driver's door,

1:51.0

ran out the side of the car,

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