🤣 #103 - CRACK & CRIME: An Ode To New York City | Joey Deef

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4.6 • 649 Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2022

⏱️ 171 minutes

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(***TIMESTAMPS in Description Below) ~ Support the show by leaving a tip and checking out our sponsors below! Joey Deef is a writer, actor, comedian, and New Yorker. He will be starring in a comedy play he co-wrote (with Matt Ferrara) called “Hey, That’s My Wife!” at the world-renowned Edinburgh Fringe Festival in Edinburgh, Scotland this August. Edinburgh Fringe Festival: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edinburgh_Festival_Fringe ***TIMESTAMPS*** 0:00 - Corporations & Pride Month; The Beatniks; History & Video; Joe was (not) a crypto king 24:34 - The girl who sells her sweat; Tribe; Ol’ Jeff & The Lolita 37:04 - Joe describes the state of New York City; Crack on crack crime; Bill DeBlasio; Proper way to carry knives in NYC; Joe reacts to God’s Country vs NYC; The real map of NJ 1:05:12 - We’re redefining words now; Elon talk; Manhattan New York is getting a makeover and losing the last letter; Ziwe’s show and the Chet Hanks Patois clip 1:28:20 - Reacting to the Johnny Depp Amber Heard Trial Result; Bankruptcy seems like the way to go; Ol’ Jeff got an intern PAID 1:41:53 - Crime in New York City since the Pandemic began; A hypothetical Pandemic tragedy story 1:56:29 - People live for tomorrow; Discipline and Joe’s approach to creating; Organizing ideas amidst controlled chaos 2:15:31 - Joe talks about the world-renowned Edinburgh Fringe Festival; The comedy play “Hey That’s My Wife” Joe Co-Wrote and stars in that’s set to roll at Edinburgh; That time Joe told his dad he wanted to quite football for acting 2:32:55 - Joe talks about the process he went through to write his first screenplay; The importance of walking / working out to clear your head; Appreciating freedom ~ YouTube EPISODES & CLIPS: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0A-v_DL-h76F75xik8h03Q ~ Get $150 Off The Eight Sleep Pod Pro Mattress / Mattress Cover (USING CODE: “TRENDIFIER”): https://eight-sleep.ioym.net/trendifier PRIVADO VPN FOR $4.99/Month: https://privadovpn.com/trendifier/#a_aid=Julian Julian's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/julianddorey ~ Beat provided by: https://freebeats.io Music Produced by White Hot Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	It was really funny because I remember like when he first got elected, he was out doing like a photo walk and I think it was Bushwick, Brooklyn, not far from me. And they were like at the subway station and two people out in the street were getting into a fist fight. And so he's like, he like stops and they're not stopping the fight he's like we're gonna show today like
0:21.3	the power of the NYPD he calls the cops to report it it took them 23 minutes to get
0:26.4	the real question is where the fuck is Klaus Schwab?
0:38.7	Where's this guy been?
0:39.9	I don't know.
0:40.8	I haven't seen them since Ukraine got invaded.
0:42.9	Yeah, right?
0:43.4	I'm just saying.
0:44.2	And also, too, I've noticed a lot of the businesses took down their Ukraine flags this month.
0:49.4	Oh, yeah.
0:50.0	Replaced them with some rainbow flags.
0:52.3	Wow, I didn't even think of that.
0:53.8	Homo estos?
0:55.1	That was Chipotle's campaign.
0:57.5	That was Chipotle's real campaign.
0:59.4	Oh, yeah, I saw that.
1:01.1	I might have seen that from your Twitter, that picture or whatever.
1:03.9	Yes, I was like, BN, E2.
1:05.7	Wasn't that?
1:07.1	That one was old, though, right?
1:08.6	Like, that was from years ago i think it was from yeah a couple years ago
1:11.9	but then uh bud light had a funny one too it was let's get beer tonight queens LGBTQ plus
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