What's sleeping on the floor?

Now my jury box froze.

Fuck a bowl.

Fuck a stole.

Counted millions in a cold.

Bad bitch, booted swole.

Got her on bankrope.

Can't fold.

Does a no headshot case closed.

What is up guys?

It's Andy Versella and you are listening to the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fictness, and delusions of modern society. And welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ Cruz, the motherfucking internet. That's what we're going to do. That's what CTI stands for. It stands for Cruz, the internet. Let's just get right into it man all right don't forget we are the

biggest show in the world that does not run ads and the reason we do that is because

I don't want to listen to anybody tell me that I am saying things because someone's paying me

to say them all right so do us a favor and help share the show, all right? Don't be a ho. Share the show. What's up? What's up, Doc? What's going on, man? Nothing. Yeah? What's hope of you? Got your spectres on up there? Oh yeah, my spectres. My spectres. Getting old, bro. Oh, you're all right, dude. You still got some time.

You know what I'm saying?

My specters.

Yeah.

Do you work?

You know, you have reading glass, but you don't really wear them, though.

Yeah.

Yeah, but I'm starting to realize that I need them.

Dude, I'm getting like that too.

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