What's sleeping on the floor?

Now my jury box froze.

Fuck a bowl.

Fuck a stole.

Counted millions in a cold.

Bad bitch, booted swole.

Got her on bankrope.

Can't fold.

Does a no headshot case closed.

What is up guys?

It's Andy and you are listening to the show for the realists say goodbye to the lies the

fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys today we have

Andy and DJ Cruz is the motherfucking internet that's what we're gonna do that's what CTI stands

for it stands for Cruz the internet we put topics on the screen, we speculate on what's going on, have a couple laughs, make fun of these idiots in the world, and then talk about how we the people can fix these things going on, all right? We're just going to stop right there. Just remember to pay the fee. That's right. The fee is very simple. Show the show out for us, guys. We don't run ads on this show.

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And I don't want you thinking I'm getting paid to say the shit that I say. Because let's be real. If I was, I probably wouldn't get paid very long. That's the truth. We'd be owing money. That's right. So do us a favor, man, and help us grow the show. The show only grows if you guys share it. So don't a ho share the show all right what's up dog oh nothing dude what's crack a lacking sick hat

thanks yeah man it just showed up in my locker i figured i throw it on today that's nice i like it too

because it like fits i'm a hard fit like i don't like the uh i don't like the shallow fit hats. This is a nice, like them deep, nice deep fit hat, you know. That's what, it's what I require. I can't help it. Yeah, man, hell yeah, dude, I like it. I can't, you know, I can't do those shallow ones, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, the more, you got a lot of head. Got a little point. That's right. You know what I'm saying? That's right. All right. Man, we're degenerates. Guys, shit, dude. Yeah, let's, uh, I got a little intro for us, man man you know it's been a minute since we've had an

intro a little intro topic and we have to go to it's becoming one of my favorite places

India oh sorry india

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