1021. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Assassination Attempt Charges, Food Stamp Recipients Driving Lambos & JPMorgan Executive Sexually Abused
REAL AF with Andy Frisella
Andy Frisella
4.9 • 33.6K Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2026
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss shooting supspect Cole Allen making an absurd argument for why he should walk free despite the Trump assassination attempt charges, food stamp recipients driving Lambos, and the JPMorgan Executive who allegedly drugged junior male employees.
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| 0:00.0 | What's sleeping on the floor? |
| 0:04.6 | Now my jury box froze. |
| 0:06.3 | Fuck a bowl. |
| 0:07.1 | Fuck a stole. |
| 0:08.0 | Counted millions in a cold. |
| 0:09.6 | Bad bitch, booted swole. |
| 0:11.3 | Got her on bankro. |
| 0:12.9 | Can't fold. |
| 0:13.8 | Duss a no. |
| 0:14.7 | Head shot. |
| 0:15.5 | Case closed. |
| 0:16.7 | Close. |
| 0:16.8 | What is up, guys? |
| 0:17.9 | It's Andy Priscilla, and this is the show for the realists. |
| 0:20.7 | Say goodbye to the lies, |
| 0:21.8 | the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today |
| 0:27.0 | we have Andy and DJ Cruz the motherfucking internet. That's what we're going to do. That's what |
| 0:33.6 | CTI means. It means cruise the internet. It's where we put topics on the screen. We speculate on what's going on. |
| 0:38.6 | We have a couple last. And then we talk about what we that people need to do to solve these problems going on in the world. If you first time listening, watching, we have shows within the show. All right? Today we're going to do CTI. I'm going to find out all about that. Sometimes we have real talk. Real talk is just five to 20 minutes of me giving you some real talk. |
| 0:54.8 | Sometimes we have Q&AS. |
| 0:56.2 | Those come out on Mondays. |
| 0:57.3 | That's where you can submit questions and we give you the answers. DJ can tell you how you can submit your questions to be answered live on the show. Yeah, guys, handwrite these questions and then mail them directly to this email address. Ask Andy at Andy Fas saleh.com you better not say that because people |
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