102: Uncancellable

lemonparty

ben avery

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 965 Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2024

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Use code "LEMON" to get 50% off your first order at Ruby's Flowers H*mp Farm and use code “PARTY” your second time. Directly from their farm to your home! See Ben Avery (and Friends) Live in Austin this Thursday Oct. 10, 8PM, at The Velveeta Room, Tickets available here: https://the-velveeta-room-the-velveeta-room.seatengine.com/shows/283279 NEW MERCH: https://lemonparty.myshopify.com/ more episodes: https://www.patreon.com/lemonparty live dates: https://www.lemonparty.life/livedates ben avery: https://www.instagram.com/benaveryisgood/ https://twitter.com/benaveryisgood devan costa: https://www.instagram.com/devanjamescosta/ https://twitter.com/DevanCosta jace avery: https://www.instagram.com/saddrawingsbyjace/ https://twitter.com/JaceAvery website: https://www.lemonparty.life/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwlbiNZoV2RpNygeOQZnQ0Q Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3RRoTJ1TV0hLtkKOtT2Mc5?si=60641c5188294084&nd=1 Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lemonparty/id1651896150 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Austin, Texas. I'm coming to Austin, Texas this week to have anonymous gay sex.
0:07.7	But also, I will be at the Velveeta Room at 8 p.m. on Thursday and Big Comics will be opening the show from Netflix's tires, big
0:16.6	podcasts and just various racist people I've met on the internet who I think are funny. I'd like to have a big stand-up career so I keep
0:25.7	going from city to city and having anonymous gay sex without my wife knowing, but if my
0:32.1	stand-up career doesn't take off I'm not going to get to do that.
0:34.8	So please buy tickets.
0:36.0	It's in the description of this episode.
0:38.9	I'd like to sell this out.
0:40.8	We're going to all go to Dave and Busters after it should be a good time.
0:45.1	Thank you so much and God bless you all.
0:48.1	Bruh, he's cringe. He's never gonna be one of the 250.
0:54.0	Get that out of your head right now.
0:57.0	Go back to your desk and stop listening to podcast, all right?
1:01.0	You're scaring everybody in the office.
1:03.4	He's coming.
1:07.0	He's fucking coming.
1:08.0	I'm not a line of you like the salad.
1:10.0	Why does he sound like...
1:12.0	Dude, because he's fucking hard.
1:14.0	He's hard and he's jacking his shit.
1:17.0	Sad to see what you've become bro.
1:23.7	I'm a female car.
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