Hello and welcome to episode number 102 of James Bond Radio. This week we are continuing our

coverage of the theme songs of Bond. Obviously we started that last time and today we'll be going

from Octopussy all the way through to Specter, which is all very well and good. My name is Tom Sears and

I'm joined by my good buddy Chris Wright Wright, say hello Chris. Hello, Chris.

How you doing this week, buddy?

I am not bad at all.

I've been a bit worried for your safety, man.

I've seen a few posts on Facebook about snakes here, there and everywhere.

And I thought I'd be doing this podcast by myself, but luckily you're around.

So what's the spiel?

What's the story? Yeah, man. So I'm over here in

Thailand at the minute with the misses. And so far, been here for a little while, everything's

been fine. There's been no, you know, nothing untoward has happened, so to speak. It's all been

all right. However, last week in the press, there was a story about a man in Bangkok who basically

was having his morning poo, right, in the middle of Bangkok, which as you know is a massive city,

having his morning poo. And there was an eight foot long snake that had swum up the pipes into

the toilet and had basically jumped up and bit him on the penis, right? Okay. Now, I apologize for anybody who's just

tuning in for the first time. This is going to be a little off topic of bond just for a couple

of minutes while I explain what's going on. You can skip four or five minutes if you want to be fine.

Anyway, bites on the penis. Now, what makes that worse is it wasn't just a bite and then the snake

disappeared back down the toilet. It clamped down and stayed biting on the penis, right?

So this dude has got a snake hanging off the end of his dong for a good 15, 20 minutes trying to fight it off, right?

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