This podcast may cause dizziness, confusion, bloating,

uncontrollable laughter, and in some cases, anal leakage.

listener discretion is strongly advised. Hey!

This is episode number 102 of.

Excuse me, that's illegal. The podcast that takes a

hardcore look, gets some soft core crimes. I'm your boy Leroy coming at you straight out of the closet with a fun little

episode that explores two crimes one involving a spitter and the other a

Swallower I will give you my opinion on who was worse after we get all the juicy details and of course you can judge for yourself at home. I'm salivating at the mouth just thinking about this one so let's get into it but first a couple jokes to

lubricate our laughing membranes okay this was weird I walked in on my son the

other day and he was chewing quarters and spitting them out. I said,

kid, what the hell are you doing? He replied, I'm making us rich, dad. And I'm all like, how exactly? And he goes simple. I'm all like how exactly and he goes simple. I'm making bit coins

What an idiot. That's not how that works at all.

What else we got? Oh yeah, I was walking down the street just a couple weeks ago and I paid this artist who told me he could create my portrait just by horking saliva onto a canvas.

And I'm telling you, the guy is super talented.

The picture literally was my spitting image.

All right, everybody. Hop in the minivan and let's cruise these suburban streets as I

serenade you with a couple tails of low-level true crap. And don't worry my

friends I promise to get you back home by Spue a clock. Fire. Yeah, what? Excuse me.

What?

Excuse me?

What?

Excuse me.

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