You guys welcome to episode 102 of the Smushroom, the podcast of The Five is the

well-known, more importantly not-to-well-known how comes up your favorite Rinality TV

stars. It's me, Troy McIniti. And I'm really

super excited because I'm doing a really, I'm doing a thing today that I've never done before.

First of all, I'm going to introduce my guests. I'm very very fucking excited about Rosie.

Hi, how are you?

Hi, thanks for having me on.

I'm so excited. So first of all, you and I, you're like my guinea pig.

Oh I like that you know I have a hamster.

You're my hamster slash guinea pig because this is my first fictional couple episode.

I mentioned like last week and a couple weeks ago in the mailback episode that I was going to start doing these every other week and you're the first person that I'm

recording them with and I'm really I'm super excited. I was terrified someone

was going to take this from me I had I honestly as though like given instructions from God like ran to your

DMs with this one so scared that somebody had already bagsyed it. You know what's so funny? I was so

nervous about doing this like switching up the concept and like adding these

fictional couples and the minute I posted on

Instagram that I wanted to do it, like people were like ready

with the couple that they wanted to talk about,

like they've been waiting for it.

So like it's, it seems like this is like a thing that people like are very open to and I mean I hope I'm excited about it

Oh good good. I'm really excited about it and you also so just to give people like a backstory, you're the host of a

podcast that I think is like the coolest concept for a podcast that I've ever

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