102: Mike Retondo - The Nice Guy

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Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2018

⏱️ 65 minutes

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0:00.0	Now I know that Kaia's got a big backlog of interest to do but Charlie since you're the breaking news reporter on what we're gonna start with why don't you go ahead and start.
0:07.9	I was actually gonna take that home but I was gonna try and make it like a little bit where I'm like on the front lines of California or something but you've taken the wind out of that sale.
0:16.1	So California is about to be eradicated from the United States of America.
0:21.1	The emancipation proclamation has been signed by the wildfire California's gone.
0:25.9	It's not coming back.
0:26.9	Malibu is in shambles.
0:29.3	It's left in ash.
0:30.6	It's moving through Oakland.
0:32.3	It's it's fucking the end of that entire area.
0:35.7	Terrifying.
0:36.5	It's fucking disturbing man, especially that footage that gets thrown up now all the time.
0:41.5	God.
0:42.4	What there's just nothing to do.
0:45.2	There's no strategies left.
0:46.9	So what is this is this fire just gonna keep raging until like it moves like cross state into whatever states next to California.
0:54.7	It's like an annihilation.
0:57.0	Yeah.
0:57.5	Oh my God.
0:58.5	Also assume all the impurities.
1:01.8	How do you even react to this shit?
1:03.4	I understand going outside like we get hurricanes in Florida all the time and you got suddenly you're like,
1:08.0	oh wow, it's raining really, really badly.
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