Hello and welcome to Kump.

Hello.

Hello, Lucy.

How you doing?

I'm great.

What do you think of the, we have a new, I don't think it's a permanent prop for the desk,

but this week we saw the Batman film and we got this.

I feel like we could use the Batman bucket long term. I don't know if I want to use the Batman bucket long term is the point. You could have something next to you that you could bleed into if you ever needed to bleed. All right. How often do I bleed on the show? How often does that come up? I mean, I bleed plenty, but usually on my, like, I'm bleeding during a show, but not where you can see.

That's kind of how I, you know, reconcile myself at the end of the day.

Like, at least it wasn't on camera.

I keep it below the waist, my bleeding.

We might do like a Patreon exclusive.

It'd be good to have a bleed bucket.

A bleed, but are you looking like to bleed me like a pig to like just like take a ray, like a razor to me and just like just chain me up with some weird car hoist? Of course not. Well, it sounds like it. It sounds like you need a, I mean, you're going to need a lot more bigger bucket than that to me to bleed into. So that's your bucket.

You're going to have to buy new floors. I don't know how you send a profit of my death, my but it better make you enough to buy the new floorboards that I'm going to stain it with. How would I profit off it? Would I be like selling buckets of your blood on eBay? I need some of my meat maybe. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I guess there are probably people who would pay to taste a murdered human's meat. I'm not saying I'm like a famous man. But, you know, there's people out there who listen to us. And I don't know. I'm just saying like, you know, they probably wouldn't want to eat it most, almost any of them. But like they might, you know, some weird, like, what was that? Is that black metal or death metal? Black metal, right? The Norwegian stuff. Right. Where the guy took the piece of the guy's skull. You know, I'm just saying like, you know, my butcher's shop wouldn't sell me. Right. I don't know. Well, they have integrity. What does that mean? What? What did you, what you do? Did you think I was talking about like passing off my meat as like pork? No, no. But we're not going to sell comp as like, you know, when you buy bacon from us, it's pig, not not comp. Well, look, I think it's an integrity move to not sell human meat at all.

I don't think integrity enters into it.

Integrity implies, like, it's something you wanted to do, but didn't.

I don't think as many people as you were fighting the urge to buy or sell human meat.

The butchers have, like, meetings where they all come together and, like like there's some guy being like, look, we all love to sell human meat at our stores. I mean, just think about, you think, do you think it's like a premium thing or are they going to be selling homeless? Oh. You can see. I mean, look, thank God people. They're trying tears. Thank God people don't tend to go cannibal in modern society. I don't know if they ever did before, you know, but like, you'd imagine how bad it would just be like constant butchering of people. We probably, it would probably be kind of like a Nazi Germany thing, though, where it's like it would be horrible for the people getting but you know the people who weren't getting butchered because they're people of means or whatever they wouldn't necessarily see that they wouldn't be confronted with it like well yeah look

I would imagine in that scenario yes the oligarchs and and upper elites aren't like fighting against it

hence why it's happening no i wasn't envision a thing where like you know uh bill gates and like

alan musk and like you know and like you know the guys from haliburton are like stop this and like

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