0:00.0	Hey Jake, how you doing? Specifically, how are you doing 11 years ago?
0:05.7	11 years ago, thank you for asking. I had just hit puberty and life was going well for the second time.
0:12.4	Late bloomer. Yeah. I don't know if I told you. I had a few stages of puberty.
0:16.3	Oh. Yeah, the doctors can't figure it out, but I'm almost to the third one. That's where you start growing facial hair, I think.
0:21.6	But yeah, we were talking about Twitter earlier, and I was like, let's go back and see if I have anything that's going to make me lose my career or my old Twitter.
0:31.2	That's always good to check.
0:32.5	Yeah.
0:33.2	Turns out we're good.
0:34.6	However, I forgot how much of a wannabe comedian I was on Twitter.
0:39.3	I did not use Twitter like a normal person in college.
0:41.3	It was just 140 character joke after joke after joke.
0:45.3	And I wanted so badly to be recognized.
0:47.3	I remember one of my favorite bits back in the Twitter days is
0:50.3	anytime any girl even acknowledged a guy on Twitter, I would just respond with a thirst aid kit.
0:58.8	That was always a classic.
1:01.5	That was what I found on my old Twitter.
1:03.1	I really overplayed the Thursday kit show.
1:05.2	Just a lot of applause.
1:05.8	Just any time any girl said anything to anyone.
1:07.8	It's like, you need this.
1:09.8	Thursday, kid.
1:10.7	Yeah. That was one Thursday, kid. Yeah.
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