Hello, this is Alonzo Bowden.

I want to welcome you to episode 102 of my podcast.

Who's paying attention?

I am sorry.

It's been a while since I've done a podcast.

Last week I had an accident.

A guy turned into me, changed lanes into me on my motorcycle,

and it broke my foot. So I was out of commission for a couple of days, actually on pain drugs,

which probably wouldn't have been the best podcast. I heard Ted Cruz have run for president,

and I thought I was hallucinating, but apparently that's true.

And I'm going to get into that a few minutes.

But anyway, I'm doing okay.

My foot is okay.

I'm walking around.

You may hear some background music.

That's not the usual music that plays my podcast.

No, that is the pool party here at the MGM

Grand because I am at the Brad Garrett Comedy Club in Vegas working this weekend. And that's it.

So I'm okay. The foot will be okay. I think I'll be in a walking boot for about a month.

No surgery required or anything like that,

fortunately. And my somewhat vague health insurance covered everything. And then, you know,

I have my insurance company. He has his insurance company. The lawyers will fight over it.

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