The

The We begin with a very expensive drone shot above the woods.

It's a dark night.

And a dark road cuts through the forest like a meandering river.

The bright lights of a rover P10 or whatever it is used to drive pushes along between the dense forests winding road.

We cut down and we see a youngish Alexei sails steering his flashy yet unreliable machine through the night.

His face is contorted in angry recounting of the meeting

he is speeding away from and frustrated realization of all the things he should have said. He is on

his way back from dinner with his manager about his upcoming tour. But why the fuck did his manager insist on dining at the obese mallard

located in the heart of Herefordshire just to let him know

that the Shoreroom gig would be at 8.30 instead of 8pm?

This could have been a fucking phone call.

Ah well, better try to relax.

Let's turn on the radio.

Good evening, it's Halloween, and you're listening to Late Nights on BBC Herefordshire,

and coming up next is the hit on everyone's lips.

It's been the sensation of the nation, breaking all sorts of records as it now sits at number one for 85 consecutive weeks. I don't even need to tell you its name. Let's just listen to it again, shall we?

Hello, John got a new moat! Hello, John got a new moat! Hello, John, got a new moat.

Got three lungs and a Bible.

Got three lungs and a Bible.

Alexi, we zoom in on your face.

This is you.

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