Yoo!

Hey, we're back at it again.

Here we're back at it again.

Here we are at Austin and Travis's a slumber party.

Here to read you.

I want to put in sound effects.

What was that sound?

I don't know. I don't know what that was meant to emulate.

It's gonna I'm gonna throw in a sound effect on top of that like

dre. It'll sound like icicles like an arpeggiator icicle thing.

Why? I don't know.

Okay.

So, welcome to our podcast, second episode, where we'll be reading fan fiction sweet

sweet stories to sing you to sleep about me banging all my friends and then

banging me back a mutual mutual bang. Yeah, a friendly bang. A bang of friends. A bang by friends.

By friends, for friends. All right. So just like we mentioned the last episode, I wanted to make clear that this is not coming

from a mean or spiteful or mocking place.

We just genuinely like reading these. We think they're fun.

And actually a lot of you submitted stories for us to read that you would either written already or wrote specifically

after finding out that we were going to do a podcast reading these.

So thank you for everyone who submitted these.

I guess we're gonna dive right in.

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