What's going on, Beesha's. Happy Valentine's Day.

Ah, ha ha, fuck that shit. Fuck Valentine's Day. Cheap liquor, stupid sugary candy,

an expensive, crowded, packed. You need the government, you need restaurants, you need stores,

you need advertisers to tell you when to care for your significant other.

Fuck that shit.

And anyone that doesn't have a significant other hates Valentine's Day anyway.

It's such a bullshit fucking holiday.

It's such a scam.

So I am running a special fuck Valentine's Day special.

That's redundant, but whatever.

Only today, so when this podcast is up, you're only going to have a couple hours.

Up until midnight tonight, Eastern Time, 1159, 59, 1, 159, 1, 159 p.m. Eastern Time.

When you get a membership, you don't have to do anything special.

All you do is you sign up for a regular Swinormous X membership, the monthly or the

annual, and you will get access to an additional free membership for whoever you want to give

it to. If you want to give it to your wife, your husband, boyfriend, girlfriend, friend,

anyone, some dude on the street, totally fine. You'll get an email within a couple hours with instructions on how to get them access.

So, and that's as long as you keep your membership active, that person will have a free membership.

So it's pretty much a buy one, get one.

This is unprecedented.

This is for Valentine's Day.

Don't be fat.

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