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The Brain Candy Podcast

1011: Naming Cows, Fussy Babies, & Carnival Rides

The Brain Candy Podcast

Susie Meister PhD & Sarah Rice AMFT

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4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2026

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Spring has sprung, but we don't understand why babies are born this time of year. Sarah explains what happens when you pass gas during surgery (and Susie is not happy). We hear why naming cows has an impact on their milk production. Susie says she always tells people in her life to be sweet to her when she's "fussy" and we debate whether she is infantilizing herself or whether it's proof women are tough. We discuss a robot race and hear whether humans are still winning against machines. There was a situation at a carnival that made Sarah feel like the whole fair industry is an AWH (accident waiting to happen). Plus, we get an update on the Hantavirus cruise situation, and it really calls into question whether anyone should be doing a particular hobby.


00:00 - Why Are All the Baby Animals Born in Spring?

02:27 - Sarah's Dumb Moment: Where Does Goat Milk Really Come From?

06:51 - Life on the Farm: A Traumatic Zombie Deer Encounter

10:23 - Underwear as PPE: The Truth About Farts in the Operating Room

18:09 - Research Shows Naming Cows Increases Milk Production by 500 Pints

21:17 - Is Being 'Fussy' Infantilizing or Proof of Women's Strength?

28:42 - Find Authentic Connections with the HILY Dating App

31:46 - Are Robot Races Training for a Dystopian Terminator Future?

37:04 - The Terrifying Truth About Carnival Ride Safety and Controlled Danger

44:48 - The Emotional Toll of Gambling and Unmet Expectations

51:01 - Birders at a Garbage Dump: The Origin of the Hantavirus Cruise Outbreak


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0:00.0

Hello, people.

0:04.1

Hello.

0:05.7

Hello.

0:07.8

Greenle.

0:09.0

So, so, no, that's 11.

0:12.1

Green money, candy-ish episodes.

0:14.8

Oh, this is going to be a lot of candy.

0:17.4

Oh.

0:18.7

Yeah, I'm feeling, I'm feeling in a playful mood today.

0:22.3

I'm feeling like, well, it's springtime.

0:25.3

Yeah, I love this.

0:26.1

It's springtime, but also maybe fucking summer.

0:28.6

Do you remember when I just told you like, no joke last week that we had the biggest snowstorm?

0:35.0

Yeah.

0:35.5

Susie, yesterday was 94 degrees.

0:38.6

I'm jealous.

0:40.1

You should be because it was absolutely fucking beautiful.

0:43.8

And it was like everything got a nice rinse.

0:50.5

It's like everything took a shower and all of spring came out and being outside has just been so nice

0:56.6

I'm just bragging.

0:59.7

I'm really sorry.

1:00.9

And I wore my heated vest to a lacrosse game, okay?

...

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