And we're live, ladies and gentlemen. It's the end of the world as we know it.

Montana's been on fire for a month. Florida has three

hurricanes headed towards it and Houston is still half underwater.

Yeah Houston's sad.

Have you been?

No, I've just, you know, a lot of my ex are there and she's sending me photos and videos.

Like her whole neighborhood's gone.

And like people have to put everything outside for the insurance collectors to look at it.

You know, so there's just everyone's house has a pile in front of it of all their stuff and

it says like no looting please, you know.

I saw that on TV yeah fuck

Dude it's like there's nothing stopping that from happening for months like this is the thing about

like herky and Irma like they have Harvey hits Houston and then Hurricane Irma.

They, correct me if I'm wrong, but I think they said that this is very unusual because Hurricane Irma picked up speed in the ocean, which is a really bad sign.

They usually pick up speed in the Gulf, and the idea is that the Gulf has water that's warmer,

and that's what causes a a I don't know shit about

hurricanes I'm totally talking out of my ass right I don't know I really don't understand

it but I'm pretty sure that's what they're saying is that this is a very

unusual storm because it actually picked up speed and picked up

size and power in the ocean, which means the ocean's warmer.

So this could be a consequence of having a warmer ocean, is that these fucking hurricanes could get bigger and

bigger in the ocean.

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